fragilekids:

tbh the only reason i know how to read a clock is so i can figure out when we get out of class

(Source: emotionsbye)

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yologna:

do u ever just think what the fUCK am i doing

(Source: hangovers)

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hauntrickstump:

spangefucker:

meatbicyclevevo:

somebody once told me the world was gonna

end on december 21, 2012. i bought all of this fucking pasta as a way to celebrate the end of the world and now i’m $10,000 in debt and i have pasta everywhere in my house

i ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed

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boypillow:

annoyingbloqqer:

life hack: kill everyone except ur crush so they’re forced to date u

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Reblog if you dont shave your legs everyday.

notafraidofstopping876:

troylersmellet:

my-herbal-journey:

I just want everyone to see how unrealistic some expectations are.

who the fuck shaves their legs everyday?

image

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awwww-cute:

this is the cutest thing ever

awwww-cute:

this is the cutest thing ever

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tootricky:

Chibi the conure relaxes and enjoys scritches (source)

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corrwill:

ouijasexting:

im fucking crYIN G omfg

I will NEVER not reblog this. ONE OF THE BEST SNL SKITS THEY HAVE EVER DONE!!!

(Source: exoergic)

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fartgallery:

ive finally found a place i could be proud to call home

fartgallery:

ive finally found a place i could be proud to call home

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phantasticphil:

HOW DO YOU EVEN FIND THAT MANY STICKY NOTES OH MY GOD 

(Source: iraffiruse)

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